Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Shayna's thoughts in the middle of the night.

I often wonder what Shayna is doing in the middle of night in her room, she always has the light on and some times obviously listening to music or reading but others she is just laying there staring at the ceiling... then this morning she came down with a paper and gave it to me, this is what it said:

*I am not really sure she came up with is all by herself so I am not giving her full credit but is funny none the less.

-If you try to fail but you succeed, which one did you do?
-If a store is open 24 hours a day, everyday of the year, why is there a lock on the door?
-Why do we park on the driveways, but drive on parkways?
-Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
-Why do our noses run but feet smell?
-why does quicksand work slowly?
-Why do we wash towels after we take a shower?  aren't we clean?
-Why are apartments called apartments, if they are all together?
-Is it good if a vacuum sucks?
-Why is it called after dark, if it is after light?
-How come Mickey Mouse is taller than Pluto?
-Does water sink or float?
-What color does a smurf turn if you choke it?
-How does a towel get wet while it's drying?
-why does a shadow need light to be seen but when you shine a light on it it goes away?

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